Some doctors may suggest to eat normally during the first two days of the diet, but others suggest to gorge. Eat as much fatty food as you can. Even to the point of eating excess. This will kick start your metabolism so that early on in the diet, you are not too miserable.
On the first day, take the shot along with a couple of cream filled doughnuts. For added measure, eat a couple of twinkies. Then you will want to make yourself some pancakes, eggs, and sausage to boot. Butter those cakes with as much butter as you can stand. Remember, this will be the last time in a while that you will be able to enjoy these things.
During the morning hours, snack on a few more doughnuts and twinkies. What the heck, throw in a Snickers bar or two for good effect.
Lunch will be so much fun. Go to any fast food place and get their most unhealthy meal that they may have. I prefer a double bacon cheeseburger myself. Load that badboy to the hilt with Mayo, cheese, and bacon.
You can even load on some onion rings to top it off. Don't forget to add a milkshake or malt to your lunch, as well as a large soda. All this with fries and you are on your way to a successful diet, if you don't have a heart attack first.
Continue through the day with chips, candy, and soda til dinner time. My dinner consisted of a huge peice of prime rib. Then I had a large baked potato with all the trimmings, extra butter, sourcream, bacon bits, cheese, and chives. Mmmmmmmmm, I am getting hungry typing this. Top this dinner with your favorite desert. Chocolate cake and a large scoop of ice cream is great if you don't have a favorite.
Continue to snack on baked goods, candy, and chips throughout the evening until you are ready to go to bed. Eat one more twinkie before you go to bed and wash it down with a large glass of chocolate milk. If you get hungry through the night, eat more. You are gonna be able to do this for only one more day, so make the most of it.
On the first day, take the shot along with a couple of cream filled doughnuts. For added measure, eat a couple of twinkies. Then you will want to make yourself some pancakes, eggs, and sausage to boot. Butter those cakes with as much butter as you can stand. Remember, this will be the last time in a while that you will be able to enjoy these things.
During the morning hours, snack on a few more doughnuts and twinkies. What the heck, throw in a Snickers bar or two for good effect.
Lunch will be so much fun. Go to any fast food place and get their most unhealthy meal that they may have. I prefer a double bacon cheeseburger myself. Load that badboy to the hilt with Mayo, cheese, and bacon.
You can even load on some onion rings to top it off. Don't forget to add a milkshake or malt to your lunch, as well as a large soda. All this with fries and you are on your way to a successful diet, if you don't have a heart attack first.Continue through the day with chips, candy, and soda til dinner time. My dinner consisted of a huge peice of prime rib. Then I had a large baked potato with all the trimmings, extra butter, sourcream, bacon bits, cheese, and chives. Mmmmmmmmm, I am getting hungry typing this. Top this dinner with your favorite desert. Chocolate cake and a large scoop of ice cream is great if you don't have a favorite.
Continue to snack on baked goods, candy, and chips throughout the evening until you are ready to go to bed. Eat one more twinkie before you go to bed and wash it down with a large glass of chocolate milk. If you get hungry through the night, eat more. You are gonna be able to do this for only one more day, so make the most of it.
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